Let AI roast your data quality
Connect your database, warehouse, or catalog. Two AI hosts will analyze it live — calling out failing tests, missing docs, PII exposure, and stale pipelines. No mercy.
Real things Morgan has said about real databases:
"Test coverage at 23%? What are you testing — your luck?"
"The customers table has PII columns with no owner. Who's responsible for this data — the intern?"
"events hasn't been updated in 36 hours. Are the pipelines running, or did someone forget to pay the AWS bill?"
"Health score 58 out of 100. I've seen spreadsheets with better governance."
What you'll get:
- A health score (0-100) for your data estate
- A 2-minute audio briefing calling out your top 3 issues
- A dashboard with trend narratives — what changed, why it matters
- Morgan's unfiltered assessment (she doesn't hold back)
Works with OpenMetadata, dbt, The Graph, Dune, or any source via Coral SQL. No data leaves your machine.