Let AI roast your data quality 🔥
Connect your database, warehouse, or catalog. Two AI hosts will analyze it live — calling out failing tests, missing docs, PII exposure, and stale pipelines. No mercy.
Real things Morgan has said about real databases:
"Test coverage at 23%? What are you testing — your luck?"
— Morgan, the quality auditor
"The customers table has PII columns with no owner. Who's responsible for this data — the intern?"
— Morgan, the quality auditor
"events hasn't been updated in 36 hours. Are the pipelines running, or did someone forget to pay the AWS bill?"
— Morgan, the quality auditor
"Health score 58 out of 100. I've seen spreadsheets with better governance."
— Morgan, the quality auditor
What you'll get:
- 📊A health score (0-100) for your data estate
- 🎙️A 2-minute audio briefing calling out your top 3 issues
- 📈A dashboard with trend narratives — what changed, why it matters
- 🔥Morgan's unfiltered assessment (she doesn't hold back)
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